It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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