I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
