I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You work out of a Hotel?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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