handjob tips. give me some.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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