I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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