seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm at about main and main street
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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