I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
