she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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