guys are not supposed to queef...right?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
These tits shall not be calmed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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