There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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