If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
my poor anus
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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