Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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