Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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