I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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