when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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