So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just found puke in my bra..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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