You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
