Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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