i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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