We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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