Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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