i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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