When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
