dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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