Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just gargled with NyQuil
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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