Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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