the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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