He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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