normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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