Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
This baby is an asshole
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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