I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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