He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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