Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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