I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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