i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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