morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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