I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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