Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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