Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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