we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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