the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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