If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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