Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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