One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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