Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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