Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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