i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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