Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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