What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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