Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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